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Midnight Madness

So this silly cockroach of a dude is meant to be bailing me out, fine, he has been doing it...but now he is pushing things a bit too far...so he sends me an email;

Cockroach: Maybe you can give e-mail address toy our sister or so?

I take this as one of those bad jokes men pull, so I go like, "Now you want my sister's email address? Which one? afterall polygamy is still very legal in Kenya:)))

Cockroach: Yes hi hunni! I would like to hear your sisters opinion of you and so!

Did he annoy me, or did he annoy me...I loose the plot on emails with lots of people, but I never thought I would ever loose it with Cockroach, I just had to tell him in a good way though,

"Fuck you Cockroach!!  You are either helping me or not! I can as well give you my Dad's and my Mum's number for good measure...even my high school teachers contact!! Life fucks me enough to get it from someone who claims to be a friend. Am sick and tired of all this! Go fly a kite, for all I care!!

On clicking the send button, I catch myself smiling triumphantly...am still smiling. Silly dude, I'mma whip his white arse back to the land of reality if he doesn't watch out!

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